Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking beaver.

Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ants.

2. Hide if four bats approach from the south.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not take Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom's name in vain.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sagquatgidyaklipkamhom on top of all buildings.