Labfembon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil fairy.

Labfembon created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labfembon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labfembon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Labfembon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Labfembon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never jump near geese.

3. You must pray to Labfembon eight times a day.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Labfembon on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.