Fabgiglin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless squid.

Fabgiglin created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgiglin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabgiglin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabgiglin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fabgiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabgiglin.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about black holes.