Buthonjin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm duck.

Buthonjin created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buthonjin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Buthonjin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Buthonjin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Buthonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Buthonjin first in all things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.