Jat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Jat created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jat.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.