Fabflamdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic duck.

Fabflamdun created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabflamdun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabflamdun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabflamdun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fabflamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.