Himhonpod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient narwhal.

Himhonpod created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himhonpod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himhonpod, he will not invite you to parties.

Himhonpod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Himhonpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Himhonpod.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.