Sinnabapp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless seal.

Sinnabapp created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinnabapp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sinnabapp, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sinnabapp's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sinnabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sinnabapp first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not make images of living things.