Mumruttran is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable chicken.

Mumruttran created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumruttran, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumruttran, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mumruttran's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mumruttran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must pray to Mumruttran three times a day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Pray towards the south.