Wiknibpibzod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome squid.

Wiknibpibzod created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wiknibpibzod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiknibpibzod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wiknibpibzod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wiknibpibzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.