Tafwongilrot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient wombat.

Tafwongilrot created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafwongilrot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafwongilrot, it will not invite you to parties.

Tafwongilrot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tafwongilrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Tafwongilrot loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.