Weedobnad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited shark.

Weedobnad created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedobnad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weedobnad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Weedobnad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Weedobnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if eight frogs approach from the west.

3. You must pray to Weedobnad nine times a day.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Run away from cyan birds, for they are unholy.