Carcetnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive fairy.

Carcetnarl created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Carcetnarl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Carcetnarl, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Carcetnarl's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Carcetnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Carcetnarl four times a day.