Rillbugbom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever pigeon.

Rillbugbom created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbugbom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rillbugbom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rillbugbom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rillbugbom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.