Jigmegbat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless coyote.

Jigmegbat created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigmegbat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jigmegbat, she will destroy your home planet.

Jigmegbat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jigmegbat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Hide if seven great tits approach from the east.