Sityarlcimdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, contented faun.

Sityarlcimdim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sityarlcimdim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sityarlcimdim, she will turn you into a tree.

Sityarlcimdim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sityarlcimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sityarlcimdim's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sityarlcimdim.