Hubzogmanbessjab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident pig.

Hubzogmanbessjab created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubzogmanbessjab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubzogmanbessjab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hubzogmanbessjab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hubzogmanbessjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never talk about fire.