Pitfligged is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pitfligged created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitfligged, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pitfligged, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pitfligged's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pitfligged's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pitfligged loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.