Zedarfmad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm crow.

Zedarfmad created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedarfmad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zedarfmad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zedarfmad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zedarfmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.