Rawlatdam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome squid.

Rawlatdam created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlatdam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawlatdam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rawlatdam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rawlatdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if seven foxes approach from the east.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rawlatdam on top of all buildings.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never sit in the presence of nematodes.