Zimzenzog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful shrew.

Zimzenzog created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Zimzenzog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zimzenzog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zimzenzog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zimzenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the west.

2. Zimzenzog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your neck purple.