Cetabrip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet hydra.

Cetabrip created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetabrip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetabrip, it will remove you from existence.

Cetabrip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cetabrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. You must love Cetabrip.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away from green rats, for they are unholy.

5. Never sit in holy places.