Cenbitxucziglamgatdim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing giraffe.

Cenbitxucziglamgatdim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbitxucziglamgatdim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cenbitxucziglamgatdim, he will turn you into a duck.

Cenbitxucziglamgatdim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cenbitxucziglamgatdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.