Litdanfarn Nillcadgid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane hedgehog.

Litdanfarn Nillcadgid created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Litdanfarn Nillcadgid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litdanfarn Nillcadgid, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Litdanfarn Nillcadgid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Litdanfarn Nillcadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about planets.