Wikfed Popvolpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able naga.

Wikfed Popvolpas created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikfed Popvolpas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wikfed Popvolpas, it will send you a sign.

Wikfed Popvolpas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wikfed Popvolpas' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wikfed Popvolpas.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Wikfed Popvolpas nine times a day.

5. Never wear corsets.