Cipfedtin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident coyote.

Cipfedtin created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipfedtin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipfedtin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cipfedtin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cipfedtin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.