Batflycin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise scorpion.

Batflycin created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Batflycin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Batflycin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Batflycin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Batflycin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. You must love Batflycin.

3. Never wear black trousers.

4. Never jump near nematodes.

5. Never talk about foxes.