Bidlitfit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Bidlitfit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidlitfit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bidlitfit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bidlitfit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bidlitfit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Bidlitfit first in all things.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Bidlitfit must be the most important thing in your life.