Rigveenhit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful yak.

Rigveenhit created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigveenhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigveenhit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rigveenhit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Rigveenhit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigveenhit.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.