Badxuckpog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak pigeon.

Badxuckpog created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxuckpog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badxuckpog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Badxuckpog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Badxuckpog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never eat green fruit.