Foblitcar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced dragonfly.

Foblitcar created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Foblitcar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Foblitcar, she will turn you into a frog.

Foblitcar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Foblitcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Foblitcar.