Quimtailvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong yak.

Quimtailvil created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimtailvil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quimtailvil, he will not invite you to parties.

Quimtailvil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quimtailvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Quimtailvil must be the most important thing in your life.