Titstanten is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Titstanten created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Titstanten, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Titstanten, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Titstanten's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Titstanten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.