Bestboddin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless scorpion.

Bestboddin created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestboddin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestboddin, she will turn you into a rat.

Bestboddin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bestboddin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Bestboddin's priests.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never eat bark.