Busxuckjop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart skunk.

Busxuckjop created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busxuckjop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busxuckjop, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busxuckjop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Busxuckjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Busxuckjop loves foxes, so they must be honoured.