Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate goblin.

Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Never sing in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Hinfossfab Tanarphiv Fomnartnib.