Hanxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, benevolent bat.

Hanxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hanxuck, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanxuck, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hanxuck's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.