Naktombit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered yak.

Naktombit created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naktombit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Naktombit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Naktombit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Naktombit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Naktombit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Naktombit.