Nartdabnil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet dryad.

Nartdabnil created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nartdabnil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartdabnil, she will curse you with boils.

Nartdabnil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nartdabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartdabnil.

5. Never eat gooseberries.