Wikjaplip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever pigeon.

Wikjaplip created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjaplip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wikjaplip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wikjaplip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wikjaplip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wikjaplip first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.