Bemgabxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind dolphin.

Bemgabxuck created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Bemgabxuck, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bemgabxuck, it will turn you into a rock.

Bemgabxuck's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bemgabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Bemgabxuck loves eagles, so they must be honoured.