Sandgupstip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy walrus.

Sandgupstip created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgupstip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sandgupstip, she will torture you forever.

Sandgupstip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sandgupstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Sandgupstip loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sandgupstip on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.