Sandgupstip is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy
walrus.
Sandgupstip created a charm quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandgupstip, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Sandgupstip, she will torture you forever.
Sandgupstip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Sandgupstip's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Sandgupstip loves gulls, so they must be respected.
3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sandgupstip on top of all buildings.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not dye your hair blue.