Rakrultail is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful
crocodile.
Rakrultail created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakrultail, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Rakrultail, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Rakrultail's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Rakrultail's Holy Commandments1. Erect four gold sculptures of Rakrultail on top of important buildings.
2. Do not wear nickel on your body.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.