Rakrultail is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful crocodile.

Rakrultail created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakrultail, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakrultail, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakrultail's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rakrultail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Rakrultail on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.