Rakfemfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, resourceful jackal.

Rakfemfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakfemfeb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakfemfeb, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rakfemfeb's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rakfemfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rakfemfeb on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Rakfemfeb loves dogs, so they must be honoured.