Kombutcab Tabzimcab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciful mink.

Kombutcab Tabzimcab created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Kombutcab Tabzimcab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kombutcab Tabzimcab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kombutcab Tabzimcab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kombutcab Tabzimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kombutcab Tabzimcab.