Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying crocodile.

Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit, he will think nothing of it.

Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Somvingat Liphinpang Japbarnmit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear violet corsets.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.