Mad is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating
skunk.
Mad created energy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Mad, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Mad, it will turn you into a mole.
Mad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Mad's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Run away if three ducks approach from the east.
3. Never run near sheep.
4. You must love Mad.
5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.