Mad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating skunk.

Mad created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mad, it will turn you into a mole.

Mad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if three ducks approach from the east.

3. Never run near sheep.

4. You must love Mad.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.