Rull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful troll.

Rull created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rull, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rull, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rull's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Rull on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Rull's name in vain.
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