Cepdotdad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving manatee.

Cepdotdad created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cepdotdad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cepdotdad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cepdotdad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cepdotdad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never jump in the presence of turtles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Cepdotdad.

5. Never hurt snakes.