Bodfemved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able jaguar.

Bodfemved created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfemved, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bodfemved, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bodfemved's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bodfemved's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear pink dresses.